With the holidays fast approaching, many are busy with final exams, work, and holiday preparations. Soon shopping, baking, and/or family will wrap you up and have you a tad stressed out. You deserve a break and some alone time with a partner (or yourself!) to relax. Might as well get in the holiday mood while spending some much deserved time getting off. How? By playing some yuletide tunes from a sex playlist.
I had never listened to music while boning until the discovery of a user-submitted Spotify sex playlist while giving a lapdance. The melodies create a new ambiance to sexual situations, which is quite nice. It still isn’t a favourite or a must have, but turning on a tune while getting hot and heavy is a fun novelty.
And because I am about contrasting tradition with play, here is my curated playlist of the 20 Best Christmas* Songs To Have Sex To. All an hour and seven minutes of it.
(While this list – including my writing style – is mainly parody, I still recommend taking a listen.)
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) by Michael Bublé
You can’t say ‘sexy’ and ‘Christmas’ in the same sentence without mentioning Bublé. He wants you to come home, so come.
All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
The title says it all.
Blue Christmas by Elvis Presley
Let Elvis’ thick, creamy voice sing you through an analogy for blue balls during the holiday season.
4 & 5. Santa Baby by Ertha Kitt AND Santa Baby by Ariana Grande
Probably the most well know, sex extremely implied Christmas song out there. Ertha & Ariana have been a good girls, have you?
Silver Bells by Michael Bublé
I shouldn’t have to defend this song. It’s just so smooth.
Hallelujah by Pentatonix
Acapella is sexy as hell. Let Pentatonix serenade you through a sexually spiritual experience.
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas by Christina Aguilera
Christina brings it in with this sensual rendition of a Christmas classic.
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by the Ronettes
I don’t blame the mother in this song. I’d sit on Santa’s lap too
Last Christmas from Ariana Grande
Being honest, I’m a sucker for the angelic voice of Ariana Grande. Her pop-Christmas renditions on her albums Christmas & Chill and Christmas Kisses deliver the perfect upbeat bangers for banging.
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas by Michael Bublé
I’ll Be Home by Meghan Trainor
I don’t have much to say about this other than it’s a sexy song.
Winter Things by Ariana Grande
A song about doing cute winter things. Sex is a cute winter thing.
Christmas Time by the Backstreet Boys
Throwback to your boy band fantasies with the BSB’s singing about those ‘Christmas feelings’.
That’s Christmas To Me by Pentatonix
Pentatonix back at it again with a Christmas original. You seriously can’t go wrong with acapella during sex.
Mistletoe by Justin Bieber
“[He] should be playin’ in the winter snow, but [he] be under the mistletoe. With you, shawty with you.”
Wit It This Christmas by Ariana Grande
This song is literally all about keeping warm and kissing.
18 & 19. The Christmas Song by Justin Bieber AND The Christmas Song by Michael Bublé
Justin and Michael need your help to roast their chestnuts 😉
The Little Drummer Boy by the Glee Cast
Drum her, boy!
If you’re on Spotify you can save this playlist so you can have it handy when the mood strikes. Follow me on there if you’re interested in what music I listen to (hint: there is a good amount of Ariana Grande). What other Christmas / Holiday songs would you add?
*Although I’m not religious, I still participate in Christmas. That being said anyone of whatever faith is definitely allowed to have sex to these songs.